1
David now mustered the men who were with him and appointed generals and captains 1 to lead them.
2
He sent the troops out in three groups, placing one group under Joab, one under Joab’s brother Abishai son of Zeruiah, and one under Ittai, the man from Gath. The king told his troops, “I am going out with you.”
3
But his men objected strongly. “You must not go,” they urged. “If we have to turn and run - and even if half of us die - it will make no difference to Absalom’s troops; they will be looking only for you. You are worth 10,000 of us, 2 and it is better that you stay here in the town and send help if we need it.”
4
“If you think that’s the best plan, I’ll do it,” the king answered. So he stood alongside the gate of the town as all the troops marched out in groups of hundreds and of thousands.
5
And the king gave this command to Joab, Abishai, and Ittai: “For my sake, deal gently with young Absalom.” And all the troops heard the king give this order to his commanders.
6 So the battle began in the forest of Ephraim, 7 and the Israelite troops were beaten back by David’s men. There was a great slaughter that day, and 20,000 men laid down their lives. 8 The battle raged all across the countryside, and more men died because of the forest than were killed by the sword.
9
During the battle, Absalom happened to come upon some of David’s men. He tried to escape on his mule, but as he rode beneath the thick branches of a great tree, his hair 3 got caught in the tree. His mule kept going and left him dangling in the air.
10
One of David’s men saw what had happened and told Joab, “I saw Absalom dangling from a great tree.”
11
“What?” Joab demanded. “You saw him there and didn’t kill him? I would have rewarded you with ten pieces of silver 4 and a hero’s belt!”
12
“I would not kill the king’s son for even a thousand pieces of silver, 5 ” the man replied to Joab. “We all heard the king say to you and Abishai and Ittai, ‘For my sake, please spare young Absalom.’
13
And if I had betrayed the king by killing his son - and the king would certainly find out who did it - you yourself would be the first to abandon me.”
14
“Enough of this nonsense,” Joab said. Then he took three daggers and plunged them into Absalom’s heart as he dangled, still alive, in the great tree.
15
Ten of Joab’s young armor bearers then surrounded Absalom and killed him.
16
Then Joab blew the ram’s horn, and his men returned from chasing the army of Israel.
17
They threw Absalom’s body into a deep pit in the forest and piled a great heap of stones over it. And all Israel fled to their homes.
18
During his lifetime, Absalom had built a monument to himself in the King’s Valley, for he said, “I have no son to carry on my name.” He named the monument after himself, and it is known as Absalom’s Monument to this day.